Your Emotionally Unavailable Boyfriend Needs Help Moving

Hey, could I ask you a favor? If you don’t want to, just say no.

I need to get a UHaul tomorrow, could you drive me to pick it up? Well, it’s just that I need to be out of the apartment by the end of the day…

How am I supposed to plan a week in advance? I have a job, that’s literally impossible.

I mean, you can just call off, right? Well, how am I going to get there then? Hell no, I can’t take the bus, I would have to leave early and all the bus drivers before 11am don’t like me!

I CAN JUST TELL!

Okay, here’s what we’ll do. I’ll come to your place…

Can I just use your car?? I’ll cover half the gas!

YES, every single one of the bus drivers hates me! Why would I make that up?

I feel so overwhelmed.

Yeah, okay, I’m a little high.

Listen, I didn’t know today was a hard day for you. I was just so busy planning my move and playing Super Mega Baseball.

I can’t do anything right.